WELCOME TO MONSTER SPERM RACING
Everybody’s
got a shot.
The monsters are coming. Meet the human league first.
Six deeply unqualified athletes. Three ridiculous racetracks. One very important egg.
Play right in your browser · Computer + keyboard
Single-player, with five overly confident rivals.
NO THOUGHTS.JUST TAIL.
YOUR FIRST LAP
They swim.
You steer.
Chaos happens.
Pick your dude with the arrow keys, then press Enter. New to competitive wiggling? Press E on the title screen for Sunday Swim.
- ← → or A D
- Steer left or right relative to your nose. Forward is automatic.
- Space
- Boost your confidence. It is, unfortunately, a finite resource.
- Shift / ↓ or S
- Hop over barriers / brake for a tight corner.
- R / Esc
- Rescue a stranded athlete (+2 seconds) / pause the race.
OFF-SEASON. ON-BRAND.
Greatness takes practice.
So does hitting a wall.
Tail lifts. Boulder pulls. Impressing passing eggs with absolutely catastrophic athleticism.
Visit training camp ↗In camp: Space changes the drill. Arrows change the dude.
P pauses the silliness. Esc returns to the paddock.
This is a playable prototype, so expect a few undignified moments. Press T on the title screen to change tracks, C for the three-race Egg Cup, or H for help. The first launch downloads the game; give the little dudes a moment to stretch.
Best on a computer with a recent browser. Touch controls aren’t ready yet. Records stay in this browser; private browsing or clearing site data may remove them. This playtest uses AI-generated character artwork and original synthesized audio.